This was supposed to be a simple story
of a simple fellow named Larry.
_______Who loved so dearly pretty Heather,
_______hoped to live “happily ever after”,
but ended shitty as she married Gary.
At first he thought she was the one,
while she thought he was just for fun.
_______To him she was a grace, she was grand.
_______To her he was a mere one-night-stand,
a daily usual hit-and-run.
It only took her seven days straight.
To find out Larry was no dream date.
_______Since it seemed to her so awfully bizarre,
_______to date someone who didn’t even have a car,
She couldn’t wait to kick him off the gate.
She looked at Larry right through the eye,
Said, “nice knowin’ ya. We’re through. Bye”.
_______then off she went in her slim bikini,
_______as GARY was waiting in his Lamborghini,
with Larry still there, standing right by.
Larry was still in dumb confusion,
when she sent in an invitation.
_______He just gazed at that piece of paper,
_______on which was written ‘Gary and Heather’.
wishing it was just an illusion.
This was supposed to end so sadly,
when Larry found love ain’t so lovely.
_______But he knew it was best for Heather,
_______Having chosen the highest bidder,
_______at least SHE ended happiest ever,
and as for the story, it ended SIMPLY.